Oh no, there’s been a kidnapping! Well, a dognapping! Well, a vicious-invincible-monster-stolen-from-the-Mario-series-napping! Can Link (well, “Elf”) save the day armed only with a sword, a feather, and the uncanny ability to know exactly what he’s supposed to do at all times? Find out!
Next time; Dungeon 2. Time for schizzle to get rizzle. Intro music by Kevin MacLeod.