Wow, who’d have thought a random mining colony could be so dull? And who’d have thought anyone would would still be alive, given the dozens or maybe hundreds of deadly life-forms roaming the corridors with absolutely no defence in place? Ah well, maybe by taking care of problem B I’ll also do something about problem A. Oh, and my tank suddenly appears somewhere with no explanation again.
Time to continue my aimless trek across the galaxy! More aimless than usual today actually; Stay tuned for the thrilling end to this part, where it turns out I’ve thought dozens of geth in a direct line towards a pointless dead end! Yay!
OK, so it turns out this floor wasn’t quuuuuite as boss-tastic as I thought it was going to be. Is bosstastic a word? I think we all know the answer to that. BUT I DIGRESS; the point is, more guns, more bullets shot from guns, more enemies hit with bullets shot from guns. Any questions? No? Good.
Oh Mass Effect. You do love to ruin your best bits. In this part, we carry on driving round in the tank, except the planet is designed so you can’t explore at all, which takes away the best part of the tank bits. And then they use an obvious game cliche to get you out of it. This video would be 3 minutes long if not for all the needless time wasting the game puts you through. GOD I LOVE THIS GAME.